I Enjoy Few Things

Wherein I shitpost relentlessly and sometimes dole out a dose or two of sass.

aaronburrssexdungeon:

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

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This is confusing. My name is John Marshall and I do a double take whenever a quote by Chief Justice JM is referenced conversationally like, “Fuck you I never said that.”

I hit the brakes on my scrolling pretty hard at this post.

(Source: aaronburrr, via cruelestmonth)

batreaux:

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

Holy shit this is going in a campaign i will run.

(via plutoanisconfused)

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

(via hanarnudist)

pyangpyangart:

bluebeans:

guys getting angry over free! anime

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#Oh I’m sorry you don’t like male fanservice??? Go back to the thousands of anime with boobs across the screen

      This, of course, assumes that all men are of the sort which find nothing wrong with the scantily clad, fetishized way females are depicted in many anime, and that no man finds this sort of “fanservice” to be disgusting, tasteless, immature and invariably detracting from the work as a whole. As one of the latter sort, I find this stereotype pretty offensive. I feel that vapid, sexual pandering of any sort has no place in any story and is deeply condescending to the audience.
      What I would like to know, is why so many of you ladies think taking this stance is acceptable. You ladies would rail against the vile double standard of men exclusively sexually objectifying women, but you take the very same blind, vindictive stance as though the inherent hypocrisy of this would somehow do anything other than perpetuate the ignorance and iniquity of our world. You know better than that. You cannot win the moral and philosophical battle of feminism unless you take the high ground. Be the better person, rather than simply seeking a world in which women might be the ones doing the subjugating.

(via thepasswordisiloveyou)